Thursday, 2 September 2010

HOME at last

okay it is kindorff pathetic that it took 5 blog posts from me getting out of ipda till i reached home....how lame...but whatever

okay that had to be the best bus ride of my life!...because i opened up my laptop and listened to music...yeah thats it! music!

GOOD EVENT 1~~
the guy next to me was snoring so freaking loudly BUT did i HEAR????? NOOOO!! coz i had my earplugs on and was listening to music! yeah thats it! music!...okay something else MUST have happened right?...YESS

GOOD EVENT 2~~
I got on the internet and read my friend Hafiz's new blog. he hadn't updated so i checked out his follower list, and DISCOVERED that a lot of my classmates had blogs!!
1. AZIE- so i read it and clicked follow
2. ARIFFUDIN- whos blog is quite funneh!! and very arifuddinny
3. JOEY- who has chun moving word thingy- pro lah...and im following
4. ARIF RUZLAN - who just started and....next good event

GOOD EVENT 3~~
As i read the blog, i realised that the person was referring to me....and i started to cry in the bus!!!! WHAT THE EFF?!!...couldn't control dy...it was touching, coz i NEVER KNEW it boy I NEVER KNEW it

GOOD EVENT 4
i had a lot of pringles and kacang with me, so i Ate them...ok.moving on.


anyway, then my laptop battery ran out...so i started sms-ing the world.
1.Told my room mate not to wait in the dark and get raped.
2. Told zainy i was in mount moria...whch he did not understand
3. told faiqah and danial happy hols.. hidup IP!!
4. told the church aunties i wold be back in two weeks
5. told ruzlan i read his blog

and finally my father said "call when you reach rawang"

but i slept

when i woke up i panicked and simply told him we reached rawang edi.....but actually we hadn't passed IPOH yet...IPOH IS SOO big, its annoying...

blah blah blah....sleep sleep sleep....msg msg msg....call papa...HOME!

HOW I GOT EFFING TRANSPORT

okay i got on the bus...which means i caught it on time...

so at 5.20 i was at the guard house... and who should be there "makan-ing angin" but furqhan my tesl junior who's aite lah...so we were chatting. apparently he's from kelantan NOT terengganu as i had thought...

liza: so camne duk bawah backdrop bawah kepimpinan mat arih

fur: okay, bes gak....dia

liza: ya? dia ok r...?

fur: yeah gila gila sikit

liza: areh gila gila?...ye ker??!...wa

fur: ah dia jenis yg senyap kan

liza: ya

fr: ha yelah kita faham

ok i don't get the last bit but, this was a pleasant surprise..lol

anyway then i found out someother stuff about him and him about me...and then i really needed to start calling some mode of transport it was 5.45ppm....bus at 6.30
i THOUGHT i could just hop on to any passing van and get a ride....but the two that passed were both full...bugger....


then furqan suggested tumpang ing with some college kids that were driving there...and i was like errr...NO...what is that...

then i braved myself to call up the van guy....(because i hate the van gys) and they hate me...

liza: hello pakcik boleh tak hantar saya pi tanah merah dari ipda

van man: kami tak keluar

liza: huh??? (i mean did YOU understand that?)

van : tak keluar dah...TOOT TOOT TOOT (he put off the phone!)

BASTARDDD

van 2

liza: hello pak cik nak g tanah merah boley tak?

van man: berapa orang ni?

liza: setakat ini sorang jah

van man: seorang jah...???

*furqhan sign language*

liza: tolong lah pak cik bas sampai dalam 15 minit (mild exaggeration)

van : tengok lah tadak orang nak g pasar malam ke, boleh pak cik ambik skali

liza: ok saya tanya pastu call balik ek?.

BASKETTTTTTTTTTTT

so im at my wits end, and then la di da this van appears vrooommm...wooooohooooo
SAVED!!!!!!
so i, say goodbye to furqan, thank him for the company, and wish him happy holidays and raya and fly to the van.!!!
okay, my bus arrives in two hours, and i don't knwo how i'm going to get to the terminal! bwahhahaha!!
option 1 taxi...if he can make it on time...he said..

option 2 van...which will only come if theres about 5 of us, which there isn't...so i might have to just wait for one and tumpang, which is never wise...

option 3...walk...ok no

option 4....no theres none!...

packing 95% done....5% is the laptop, and shoes!...fuck kk i need to go pack

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

MERDEKA POEM RECITAL DISASTER

okay one event that I completely forgot to mention is the merdeka poem recital which i took part in.
actually, Mr. Siva asked me to get someone to recite a poem in english since i was the ex-ELS president. so i was thinking, "as if i don't have enough shite to worry about" finding someone? who would i pick? who would want to willingly??

and then suddenly i got bummed that no one asked me to do it....cheh! so i thought, "since i am in charge of finding someone, i'll ask myself to do it...HAHA" and that is how i volunteered to enter.

poem problem.
i hate memorising things. something i would definitely have to do if I found a poem online. so I toyed with the idea of writing a poem myself...for inspiration i looked up videos on slam poetry, a very expressive form of poetry that i kinda enjoyed. after watching a number of poets, I WAS INSPIRED....ok not quite

i had subject matter, freedom or patriotism.....but HOW to put it in a not so boring way...i knew that i DID NOT want to do the traditional....titisan air mata merdeka type thingy....i wanted mine to be a biiittt......errr younger?

so i started off with bits here and there...and came up with a long (tad bit draggy) piece that i was satisfied with....i showed my eng lect. and she was fine with it....

POEM DAY

i was a bit jittery, but i knew i wold be fine on stage because that always was the case with me....the adrenaline was good, and i prayed that no one would sleep and everyone would find it in their hearts to listen to the poem lol!....

so i went on and asked them to lend me their ears.....the crowd was made up of juniors....all juniors, plus the TESL groups...

and then i forgot the lines. i wanted to kick my ass on stage for not practicing enough...damn...so i was frozen to the spot...

i know everyone is praying i'll remember the words...and my mind is BLANK!!!! then suddenly, like an angel, EMily, comes on stage and passes me the paper....PHEWWWW!! she has no idea how grateful i am....baaaahhhhhhhhh

CLASS PARTY

ooh yesterday, apart from me going out and buying cards (as huge as tht was) we had our class party! in a THAI RESTAURANT called san THAI....!!! but the food was okay oni lah...actually the soup was not hot nor was it spicy...the best thing about the meal was this fried "sotong' dish....yummeh...

since it was a buka puasa affair, we waited for a bit until 7.30 and the Muslims could "sapede"

i love love love class gatherings like this because they are the times when we are together and lepaking WITHOUT having to discuss any stupid assignment or homework!

okay but as usual...

there were TWO big tables....one for the boys, one for the girls, just like kindergarten...lol
but somehow joey ended up at our table coz there was ONE spot left and shaleny and vina decided to sit at the other table together....

joey eats like a mofo!!! whaaaaaackkkk...gone!!
anyway so for that night, ikhwan was walking around taking photos

My social radius for that night extended to the three people around me, joey left, emily right, and niah across....oh and mira, when i asked her to pass the sauce....=S BUT STILL i love love love gatherings like this....

our mentor came as well (mr.siva) that was very cool.

anyway we started eating at 7.30 and left at 8.00pm SHARP, owh but before that, hafiz blew up some chun firecrackers wooohooo....so it was short but *smile*

BALIK KAMPONG!

it's the raya holidays again...it's nice to think back as a whole year that i've been here with these guys...raya marks the spot.
i FEEL so DAMN MATURE compared to last year. =D =D
yesterday, i went out and got raya cards for those celebrating. 14 of them. and as i sat down and wrote on each card, i remembered last raya's cards to them and how my messages have changed.

to some i was less personal, and only wished happy holidays,

to some I was a bit more personal compared to last year, having gotten to know them better.

and to some, nothing much had changed since last year,

i am very grateful for the small class size. 19 of us. and hope that we stay friends for life....

anyway, enough SENTIMENTAL crap....

As excited as I am to be going back, this PACKING business is KILLING ME, PISSING OFF, and sucking the JOY OUT OF THE looming 7 hour bus ride....

Friday, 30 July 2010

something stinks!

wokay...its been too long!..but then again.. i always say that.

i am a grown woman now, and have three kids...... nyahahahahawww

I passed my driving test and am one step away from getting a probationary licence. That one step is handing in a passport sized photo of myself.

My course mate has recently been accused of sexually abusing and ragging a homosexual junior.

Thats all I can afford to say on the matter but yeh I guess it's pretty depressing for the persons involved

OH YES!...no one else knows this....but i am currently S*IT broke!!!! like NOTHING is in my god foresaken wallet!! except a one ringgit note which i am treating as if it might give birth to other notes...