Thursday 2 September 2010

HOW I GOT EFFING TRANSPORT

okay i got on the bus...which means i caught it on time...

so at 5.20 i was at the guard house... and who should be there "makan-ing angin" but furqhan my tesl junior who's aite lah...so we were chatting. apparently he's from kelantan NOT terengganu as i had thought...

liza: so camne duk bawah backdrop bawah kepimpinan mat arih

fur: okay, bes gak....dia

liza: ya? dia ok r...?

fur: yeah gila gila sikit

liza: areh gila gila?...ye ker??!...wa

fur: ah dia jenis yg senyap kan

liza: ya

fr: ha yelah kita faham

ok i don't get the last bit but, this was a pleasant surprise..lol

anyway then i found out someother stuff about him and him about me...and then i really needed to start calling some mode of transport it was 5.45ppm....bus at 6.30
i THOUGHT i could just hop on to any passing van and get a ride....but the two that passed were both full...bugger....


then furqan suggested tumpang ing with some college kids that were driving there...and i was like errr...NO...what is that...

then i braved myself to call up the van guy....(because i hate the van gys) and they hate me...

liza: hello pakcik boleh tak hantar saya pi tanah merah dari ipda

van man: kami tak keluar

liza: huh??? (i mean did YOU understand that?)

van : tak keluar dah...TOOT TOOT TOOT (he put off the phone!)

BASTARDDD

van 2

liza: hello pak cik nak g tanah merah boley tak?

van man: berapa orang ni?

liza: setakat ini sorang jah

van man: seorang jah...???

*furqhan sign language*

liza: tolong lah pak cik bas sampai dalam 15 minit (mild exaggeration)

van : tengok lah tadak orang nak g pasar malam ke, boleh pak cik ambik skali

liza: ok saya tanya pastu call balik ek?.

BASKETTTTTTTTTTTT

so im at my wits end, and then la di da this van appears vrooommm...wooooohooooo
SAVED!!!!!!
so i, say goodbye to furqan, thank him for the company, and wish him happy holidays and raya and fly to the van.!!!

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