Wednesday 27 May 2009

MY BROTHER IS CORRUPTED!

No joke!...dunno how the hell, but he was elected as monitor in the beginning of the year....oh i DO know how, he bribed his classmates. anyway nowadays he receives money daily for cancelling their names out of the buku kawalan kelas for ponteng.

friend: dei marc, can help ah...cut my name...

marc: yea can lah, for a price.

friend: basket. how much dei?

marc: fuck you la....1 buck...just doing my job right?

friend: haha thanks dei

WHAT the hell?....RASUAH.....i'm embarassed to call him my brother!...

the RAT also finds other ways to extort money from his fellow classmates.

apparently there is this guy whos trying to hook up with this girl. but he called her something bad, and she tak layan now....so.....

friend: dei marc, can help ah

marc: ya, can for a price

friend: asshole. go talk to ***** tell her im sorry la. tell her to forgive me.

marc:ah kay

......................marc went to talk to her, she said NO WAY!.........................

marc: dei she said shes considering...got chance

friend: yes ah!!! okay tomorrow i pay you go talk to her la

now my bro earns like two bucks per session. he goes to the girl chit chat about other stuff, and then comesback and tells his friend GOT CHANCE.

age of innocence

 

now, 





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