Before I become a teacher and have to deal with all this...
If You Are a G.I.R.L
Then these phrases should not be taken lightly!
WHEN YOU HEAR...
“Kedai Kopi bukak”/ “sun is very bright”
“agak menonjol hari ini”
“hutan hujan tropika”
1. KEDAI KOPI
Sorry, kedai kopi does not mean the stall selling coffee. It refers to when a girl sits with her legs far apart or ‘terkangkang’.
“eh the sun very bright today” is also used for when something unwanted is ACCIDENTALLY seen. So if someone says that to youuu...please close shop!
Btw, these are for dungus who think that wearing shorts under their skirt means they can sit any way they want. NANTI LALAT MASUK BARU TAU!
|don't misunderstand ok|
This one I heard when I moved to Kedah, it refers to when a girl's upper front =P is distractingly bigger than normal.
“Nasi lemak besar” is also quite famous... but sometimes theres nothing you can do about it, except maybe...stop jumping??
4. HUTAN HUJAN TROPIKA
This refers to when a girl is hairy, either legs or arms *ahem*....but this is not so bad. If the “RAINFOREST” comment is for your armpits, then something is WRONG!! Please deal with it A.S.A.P!
Some women see no shame in showing off their hairy armpits. Trust me, NO one agrees with them.
The ONLY time your armpit hair should be long, is of you were in a coma for a year...
|coma patient maybe?|
Some Additional Points
1. Please wear the correct underwear with your pants. Some donkeys really know how to wear tight butt-hugging pants, to show off their ASSets but let me tell you, all we really notice is your HUGE PANTY LINE.
4 semesters of hanging out with cartoons(boys) and you will pick up certain things. I think it’s important that I share these with you so you KNOW...haha. Because they might seem like ORDINARY phrases but please do not ignore.