Thursday, 2 February 2012

3 things worse than twilight

Hello everyone, I hope you haven't been spending your holidays getting bitten by dogs or getting honked at by rude, blind, insensitive motorists. None of that?!. well life is good then.

I don't know if you've heard of the Twilight series written for preteens by Steph Meyers? Anyway this book was adapted into a film and well, the rest is history.

I realise that a good portion of the world today has dedicated large amounts of their time to hate Twilight. Publicly. Every chance they get. No, not just Kristen Stewart's acting but the whole bloody vampirific (new vocab alert!) phenomenon, when in fact there exists so many other opportunities to invest their anger in...if you're into that sort of thing. 

1. Disney cartoon SEQUELS

I honestly believe if we directed more concern in that direction, Disney will stop trying to ruin these awesome fairy tales we have and turn them into disgusting anime character low budget extensions of the originals . Little Mermaid 2, Cinderella 2, Beauty and the Beast 2 and Pocahontas 2 should never have seen the light of day. if we take reasonable steps now, who knows, we might be preventing the birth of some crossbreed dwarf-human in Snow White 2 Return of the Dwarfs.

2. Chucky. Enough said.

3. Final Scene from Harry Potter 7 Part 2. 

From the bottom of my heart, Twilight haters, your anger is misdirected. Watch this bloody scene and tell me it is NOT the most ridonkulous waste of makeup that you have ever witnessed. A scene that was supposed to bring the whole epic tale to a close ended up.....sigh...comical. 
yes. I. giggled. 

Anger is a beautiful emotion and should not be wasted only on Twilight.

It's really more publicity for them...Twilight becomes bigger, then it OWNs the Box Office, then it is mistaken for an EPIC film (along the ranks of LOTR, god forbid)

There are more pertinent questions in the entertainment world that require our immediate attention




Marc Parrikal said...

Your writing is great but get a new layout for god's sake. Also, maybe get some FB exposure for some of your better posts? Just post a link. After some formatting and design tweaks, you could get yourself on a bookmarks bar or two.

lizamaria said...

oh wow! major compliment coming from you bro. lol.
yeah i'll change it...but I won't share anything on FB. That's not the author's job. chih. lol

Captain Dumbass said...

I agree with the Disney sequels, especially when they're obviously cheap knock off designed solely to squeeze a few more dollars out of the franchise.

lizamaria said...

thank you! "solely" being the key word there. =).