I don't get people who are in their twenties and say "god I feel old" whenever...whatever the circumstance. How do you feel old? What do you mean you feel old? Have you seen old people? Stop making such a big deal and move on. HAHA and then I had this huge overreaction.
So the other day...
I was trying to guess what year my Form 1s were born in...
Me: How old are you?
Student: I am 13 years old
Me: Very good, so you all were born in...hmm...nineteen ninety...
Students: ...............2001
Me: *Audibly gasps* Whattttt!? NO you're not!!!...people born in the 2000s are babies!
Of course 2001 was 13 years ago.
This makes perfect mathematical sense.
Just not in-relation-to-self sense.
This makes perfect mathematical sense.
Just not in-relation-to-self sense.
Another over-reaction
I was handling the English Club meeting (the intake is so small, really, it's like holding a group discussion)
And after forcing a game of taboo, I tried to "get to know them". Thank goodness I invested time and brain cells in K-pop music over the years, because that's all they listen to really.
At first I thought I would keep it real, go back to basics, and get some girl power in there
I mentioned
I mentioned
West life? *crickets*
okay NSync! *fan whirrss*
BLUE?! *chair creaks*
BACK STREET BOYSSSS!!!!! ...yeahhh! *someone yawns*
BACK STREET BOYSSSS!!!!! ...yeahhh! *someone yawns*
And all that stared up at me were these vague, empty, blank, faces, that I had never encountered at the mention of Back Street Boys...
I was so frustrated and nearly translated it in BM Lelaki Jalan Belakang.
I was so frustrated and nearly translated it in BM Lelaki Jalan Belakang.
So then what do you like?
"K-pop" "One direction"
Damnit, why do I keep forgetting this age gap?
Rightttt...sorry, forgot.
P.s. But for some reason, even this generation hates Justin Beiber.
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