Hello everybody. I live in the attic now.
Anyway since I was kindly given FOUR months by the government to bum away, I gratefully decided to work.
In order to work you have to LOOK for a job.
In order to LOOK for a job, you have to GET OVER your schizophrenic rejectophobia *fear of rejection*, a condition I was blessed with at birth.
This is how my brain functioned.
mussssT get JOBBBB, or people will think I be A LOSERRRr
So I go to Jusco in the hopes of SCORING a job!
You know... before you do something or go for a function, you always sort of imagine how it will turn out, and then it never quite turns out the way you envisioned.
This is what I imagined before..
But this is what happened.
haih. I'm not saying that the girl was racist or anything, she was just doing her job. But I'm sure there's a proper way of doing and saying things..
so I went home...dejected...sad...useless...bummed...
And what did people say?!...
"its okay lizz. Try again"
- papa
"oh noo..why couldn't you?"
-mummy
"Haha kene reject"
-arif ruzlan
"Ko terlalu hodoh kot"
-arifuddin awang
"Why Jusco? Go teach tuition!"
-Jacinta
I tried again the next day, told a BUNCh of lies untruths and got a job in LEVIS JEANS..
woot woot.
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