MEMORABLE DIALOUGES THAT NIGHT
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LIZA: *STANDS UNDER CCTV* psst mingke come here
MINGKE: *runs* wat wat
LIZA: nothing, show your me ur middle finger la! *challenge face*
MINGKE: *shows* (gasp)
LIZA: haha OWNED *points at camera*
MINGKE: @&#*!%@^^! jumps around
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LIZA: evon, come see whos taller
EVON: ....*walks over*
LIZA: WAT THE HELLLLL!!!!!!!! AHhhhhh* evon was taller*
LIZA: EVON YOU REALLY TAKE DUMEX AH....snigger snigger...correct lah wat alex said
EVON: *blushes*
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SOCK MUN: liza lets play twister!!!
LIZA: ok
SOCK MUN: ok *gives box* wait ah,.....*runs inside house*
half an hour later...
SOCK MUN: wait ah lassstt one...*in kitchen washing dishes*
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SI ERNG: craps crap craps.....then all the girls willl be damn scared of bryan
SI ERNG: except...liza....the only one whos not scared...stuff socks...whack
BRYAN: thats coz shes a GIRL....
LIZA: thts the power la....girl power
BRYAN: even though sometimes i wonder...if shes really a girl or not...im confused
LIZA: basket...
SI ERNG: you got try before...*laughs to himself as he burns his chicken, sausages and fish and cockles, and sotong and his face a bit*
LIZA : walks off with uncooked mutton that yean may later consumed
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FION: yi chien you wat college now??
YI CHIEN: sunway...*damn proud* *folds arms*
FION: ohh...you study for wat??
YICHIEN: *face changed* *dunno wat to say*
YEAN MAY: didnt get it*chewing uncooked mutton* oh hotel management
FION: oh
pause pause pause
LIZA: ahahahah "study for what"
everbody else: LAUGHTER
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LIZA: hey sierng, get a superpoke pet!
SIERNG: talk shit lah u ... ...keep you as my pet
*akward silence as we try to understand his meaning*
LIZA: ohhh.....errr good!....wait sounds wrong....err...ok im flattered?....wait sounds wrong.....err...just get a pet lah basket.....i get money.
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YEAN MAY: *laughs*...hey liza * laughs* you're the only indian here
LIZA: hahah...yea *looks around*.....*sees someone who looks chindian*...eh tht was just sierng
later at the table...
SIERNG + ALEX: hey liza, you dont feel left out ah... lonely right
LIZA: * eating and minding her own business*...huh?....eh basket u think you damn fair la...just now from far...
SIERNG: wait ,...wat ...cant her...talking tamil...dont understand
LIZA: shit..tht was strong bomb...no reply edi..aahh
BRYAN: HAHA....
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then there was one time
EVERYBODY AT TABLE: .*talking*Chinese chinese chinese
LIZA: yawn...
EVRYBODY : *look* *continue*...chinese chinese chinese
MINGKE: aya so sorry ok i translate he said.....but then she said....so he said...and we went to
LIZA: haha i UNDERSTAND LA...*yea right*
EVERBODY :* continue* chinese chinese chinese
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