Saturday 30 May 2009

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self discovery through quizzes


Lizamaria Raphael Parrikal
Lizamaria completed the quiz "How Annoying Are You?" with the resultIncredibly.
Wow, you've got a lot to say and you're going to be heard whether people like it or not. You probably also make people cringe internally, but who cares! It's ok that you're incredibly annoying, many people are. Can you change? Sure, but what's the fun in that?.

Friday 29 May 2009

BURNED!

Dear Jacinta, 
I don't purposely annoy you, i'm not that free. I know it's an exciting thought, but the world does not revolve around you. boo hoo ok?. But sometimes when the situation arises, i have to grab the opportunity to poke fun. "cocok" is not a good word for it. Pat would understand what i mean, Great Minds Think Alike you see.

Sometimes i wish you understand me better.  

Yours  truly, 
Lizamaria Raphael Parrikal

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my opinion on why futsal was fun the other day was because we played with some new people that day, therefore it wasnt so LAME SAME....SAME LAME
sock mun, pooi theng and evon joined us that day, ++ yean and my bros..

but anyway, i realised for the whole of this 2weeks ive been bombed!

first it was alex

alex: my college got hot chicks

liza: my college also wat

alex: got meh??

liza: eh my class got a lot la (simply coz he was showing off)

alex: hah where got??....s**k m**n only wat!

OUCH
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then at college

bryan: eh that girl there damn hot

(pointing at old chinese grandma, with permed hair, in the computer room) XD

yean may: haah nolah i feel she look so....

liza: OLD right!!, old lady like that

bryan: eh look into the mirror la..

liza: *pause* trying to understand
liza : BASKET!!
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hopefully my skin is still thick!!....*checking checking checking*......yup! it is!!...

i have to change the format of my writing style...getting uber boring!!



 





Thursday 28 May 2009

WHAT I MISSED OUT ON

DATE: LAST DAY OF SPM 2009
TIME: DURING EST PAPER
MOOD: BLAORADYYADIAHDAH!!!!ISXUGAFWNQKDLWQ!!!!!!!

As we all sat doing our EST paper, our hearts were excited to a whole new energy level, with waves of excitement continuously superpositioning on one another!....as a result, there wasn't enough time to finish the bloody essay on nutrition, 


ANYHOO, we did!..and then rushed home to pack our stuff, okay everyone had packed only i did NOT bother...

then we piled into the cars, half of us in Jes dads car, and the other half in Shalini's dads car.
the trip took like two hours. with one toilet stop on the wayXD (shal's bro).

When we arrived it was pouring, raining bloody cats and dogs, showering like mad, effing storm!!, okay you get the picture....we were like
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anyway we gotong royong to clean up shalinis parents (time shared) apartment, then we tucked in to some awesome food that we brought along...(we supposed to bring but i didnt coz too panicked, not yet packed, last minute)

the next day is where ALL THE FUN STARTED

oh wait i havnt mentioned who came for the trip
1) lizamaria (me)
2)patricia
3) jacinta
4)elizabeth
5) dhanya
6)shalini
7) liyana

anyway we went down to the beach, and they played in the water, but i didnt coz, i HATE the salt water in my eyes,..lol....so i made a mermaid, AND a rock POOL....yea AMAZING!!

we also did kayaking, which was fun cause i got to be with shalini!....who had NEVER kayaked, CANNOT swim , and WAS SHIT scared.....i laughed so much, i nearly toppled the boat!!...my goodenss

liza: oh sit! shalini whats that!

shalini: *SCREAMMMMSSSS!!!*...what where!!

liza: nothing lah nothing la

shalini: LIZAAHH!! stupid B**CH...(whack my head with oar)

liza: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH...(nearly capsize boat)...woi!! u wanna fall into the water?..u can swim ah...i didnt know!.....HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
lol:P that was good fun. jes paired up with her dad!....and eliz paired up with pat.. so far i think theirs went quite stable...not much chaos, we crashed into a couple!...because SHALINI wouldnt listen to my directions! haha nolah, i lost control....coz i was laughing....


trying to get out, shalini was damn pissed and scared, she wouldnt help me out, thats why im still stuck in the boat!
jes and her dad
pat and elizabeth
we also did SUPER COOL banana boating...super cool because i was infront (noone else wanted to la)....quite boring if you are in the front, cannot kacau

elizabeth was behind me!!!....(she cannot swim so she was DAMN scared)....hehe...i purposely jump up and down on the banana boat, hahahahaha, everyone nearly fell off the first time i tried

liza: *JUMP JUMP JUMP*

boat: SHAKES LIKE MAD...titlts to the side

friends on boat:..LIZA!!!#t&#^%#^&!%! BLOODY T!#^%!^$#^%(# FUCKER@#&*^%!#%)&

liza: boring la in front

later on pat joined the jumping fun!
no pics of that only videos which are with shalini....

BACK IN THE HOUSE


elizabeth and pat trying to decide what to open first
all the food we brought!!/.....i brought ginger beer!!
after like 3 hours in the sun, ( we all looked shiny black and 
drunk) 
shalini, scrubbing the floor, no one was supposd to wear
sandy slipppers inside ( i didnt know):P...* sorry shalini*  
last group pic...dhanya had already left

ON THE BEACH


IN THE POOL AT THREE O CLOCK!!!

this is where most of us turned BLACK, 

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not forgetting those who couldnt make it 
1) liaw yean may....she had accounts paper in a few days, so she couldnt

2) tan mingke...accounts paper in a few days

3) doreen ...dunno why 

4) yi chien ...dunno lol :P

well that was FUN FUN FUN, i enjoy going on holidays with friends. i realised this recently during this trip!.....oh and the one to MULU!

Wednesday 27 May 2009

self discovery through quizzes


Lizamaria Raphael Parrikal
Lizamaria took the How Indian Are You? quiz and the result is Fully 100%

you are fully indian ;)
good to know...hhaha....

MY BROTHER IS CORRUPTED!

No joke!...dunno how the hell, but he was elected as monitor in the beginning of the year....oh i DO know how, he bribed his classmates. anyway nowadays he receives money daily for cancelling their names out of the buku kawalan kelas for ponteng.

friend: dei marc, can help ah...cut my name...

marc: yea can lah, for a price.

friend: basket. how much dei?

marc: fuck you la....1 buck...just doing my job right?

friend: haha thanks dei

WHAT the hell?....RASUAH.....i'm embarassed to call him my brother!...

the RAT also finds other ways to extort money from his fellow classmates.

apparently there is this guy whos trying to hook up with this girl. but he called her something bad, and she tak layan now....so.....

friend: dei marc, can help ah

marc: ya, can for a price

friend: asshole. go talk to ***** tell her im sorry la. tell her to forgive me.

marc:ah kay

......................marc went to talk to her, she said NO WAY!.........................

marc: dei she said shes considering...got chance

friend: yes ah!!! okay tomorrow i pay you go talk to her la

now my bro earns like two bucks per session. he goes to the girl chit chat about other stuff, and then comesback and tells his friend GOT CHANCE.

age of innocence

 

now, 





Tuesday 26 May 2009

NERDY PICKUPS---BRYAN START MEMORISING...LOL!

1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 

3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

4. If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes

5. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

6. Baby, you overclock my processor. 

7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers 

10.You defragment my life 

11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

12. You must be auxin, cuz u r causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

13. Baby, let me find your nth term

14. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

15. Baby i'll treat you like my hw- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long


AS PROMISED!

I've been in college for like 3 months now....and in that time (some body gonna get a hurt reel bad)...haah no joke joke...russel peters get it? ... haih....

but in that time, i guess i've noticed some changes in myself. 

 LETS MAKE A LIST.

1. i've definitely become more open minded !! yea....


2. i actually talk to the opposite sex..now :lol ...(yea, i didnt use to, not really...retarded i know)

3. i have definitely expanded my circle of friends.....when i was in high school, i had like ten friends....(retarded i know)


4. i dunno if my sense of humour has developed, expanded or deteriorated, jacinta and pat think it has severely deteriorated!...lol....dunno la.


5. last time i had almost no feelings in class and anywhere public, but NOW i laugh more, but that also means i (emo) more....ups must have downs lah...like waves go up go down...(ookay better stop here!)

6. ahah dressing still the same i guess....lol...jeans and t-shirt girl...but a biiiiit more healthy...

7. lastly, maturity level increased!...hahhah yea right, but try to have some lame fun once in a while, eg. toy gun, water gun, water balloon fight, and digging for worms.



i've also noticed a lot of peole having crushes on other people, lol..common i guess when in college....and SOME people actually hooking up!...wow...never expected that

well i have my own opinions on relationships...and how they should happen!...for another blog post lah....

SELF DISCOVERY THROUGH QUIZZES


Lizamaria Raphael Parrikal
Lizamaria completed the quiz "How Sarcastic Are You, Really?" with the resultAbnormally Sarcastic..
People can't tell if you're angry, happy, or constipated. You probably make jokes that no one understands and you think it's because they're stupid and not because sarcasm isn't always funny. You might be joking all the time but since it's in your nature to test different levels of sarcasm in people you probably don't laugh much. Everyone thinks you're smart but also kind of an ass too..


I make jokes that no one understands???.....eh no lah...

hahaha i wouldnt know.....
the last line says :everyone thinks ur smart but kind of an ASS!....LOL!....

Sunday 24 May 2009

X futsal

futsal was cancelled...again...coz not enough people could make it for that time
1. jacinta called darren but he couldnt make it
-jes asked mingke but she couldnt make it for that time
2 yean may called bryan and alex but both of them couldnt make it
3 i asked hao qi, but he went to genting
4 jarrod couldnt either
5. my brother was planning to FFK anyway...the nut!

that left 6 ppl myself, jacinta, patricia, yean may, soon keat, and alvin....

by then i was emo....coz another saturday would be BORING...but then they suggested playing badminton...

i was not a big fan of going to play THAT game but ahhh what the hell, thought i would give it a try....for badminton we had enough people!...so i made sure i brought my chicken rice! so i wouldnt be hungry!...and we WENT

bryan suddenly changed his mind coz it wasnt futsal, so he would come..-.-" 
si erng also could make it.

so this is how it all went down...

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well i wasnt THAT good la...hahahahah but we had FUN!....
i guess the secret to enjoying yourself even though you are not good is

 just to have fun SUCKING...so basically i talked a lot of c*ck!! A LOT!!!...in fact whenever i play, it was sure noisy!! but everyone will bang lah

in situations like these, it is BEST to be THICK skin!...and NOT be emo...
no one was emo that day!!....i laughed a lot!

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later we headed over to modern to have a drink and hang. and yi chien joined us there..so it was cool...

well, by the end of that day, i was happy-tired ....passed my undang and had fun after that....it was the first time i felt like that in months!!
....., the last time was our trip to port dickson after est paper......

there is moral here folks, 
  • it is good to be thick skin, 
  • it is good to just join in even though you dont really enjoy the sport (u just MIGHT!!)
  • laughter IS the best medicine!

Saturday 23 May 2009

INNACURACY


Lizamaria Raphael Parrikal
Lizamaria took the What will you be when you grow up? quiz and the result isDrug Addict

This is the best thing ever that will happen to you in the future. The ability to hallucinate things which are not real makes you happy. At the of the road you will see gaia's womb in a casket. Good luck loser.